February 2012
archaeosaur:
social anxiety is when successfully ordering a pizza over the phone makes you feel like a fucking champion
me: I'm so full omg I'm not gonna eat for days
me: are those brownies
Expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized.
Reality: Passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is, or what the last meal you ate was.
Someone go find a new website for tumblr to...
I'm so tempted to put some pants on and catch a...
hoboeroticmisha:
thedetectiveandthewoman:
February 19th: International Mapcrunch Day.
consultwithmouse:
allonsyidjits:
We deserve a public holiday for this.
The day everyone turned into Jethro.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
ALL OF THIS
I can't get on mapcrunch. My life is over. I'm...
i got 99 problems and finding an airport is definitely one
Omg please never ever leave me in the middle of no where I will die and I will never find an airport and I will starve to death even though I saw a McDonald’s in the middle of the desert I don’t care stay with me forever…
flapdick:
someday there will be a group of people lost in a foreign country and suddenly one of them will shout, it’s okay! i know where to go!
i got lost here on mapcrunch
What if I go past an airport cause there’s no signs or like I can’t read Chinese. I’m supposed to be sleeping but I can’t cause I’m in the middle of fucking nowhere…
Lately everyone is like, ‘you Think that’s what you want but is not’ and I wanna slap them because omfg how do you know what I want and don’t want when I clearly said that’s what I want and omfg go away. Bfxgbhbfgkubt
I’m so upset. I really wanna talk to the guy I met at mcr cause I know nothing about him and he was so nice and I gave him my email but knowing me I probably spelt something wrong and omg argh so unfair. Why can’t I have nice concert stories. GUY WHO WAS REALLY NICE TO ME, COMEEE TOOOO MEEEEE!!!
I know no one cares but omfg I just did like a dive literally from my door to my bed, it was soo fun but if I do it again I’m gonna land on the floor and kill myself arggh.
Want. Cute. Messages. Everyone gets cute messages.
A dorky, cute relatisonship would be nice right...
That feeling
sweetestdownfall-:
Where you’re so irritated and you don’t even know why? Just everything is a problem to you, and even the littlest things bugs the living hell out of you. Everyone and everything is just so annoying to me right now, holy fuck.
one half of tumblr: “i just wanna cuddle under a blanket and eat soup and watch movies all day with you and maybe kiss your cheek and stare into your eyes and hold your hand and tell you i love you”
other half of tumblr: “unf i want to take all of your clothes off with my mouth then ram you against the wall and pin your arms up and then just fuck the shit out of you”
seriously, where the fuck do you actually buy red eyeshadow from?
seriously, where the fuck do you actually buy red eyeshadow from?
